Probably should not read complicated high level policy now and should instead call it for what it is: a sick day.
In yesterday's post, when I said I could eat whatever I wanted cause it doesn't matter? Yeah, that was the mania talking. Today the only things that look appealling are water and rice. I hurt so much I can barely walk - I look like a nana walking around and that's why I got sent home! I feel like I have been ripped from the inside out and my guts ache so much that I can tell you exactly how they have been folded into my lower abdomen cavity. I just fried up a big batch of rice, yay for only buying gluten free soy sauce, and that should do me for lunch and dinner today and lunch tomorrow. I suspect painkillers at this point will exacerbate the physical problem so I am putting up with it at the moment.
What a joy am I, eh?