girlie jones (girliejones) wrote,
girlie jones

Opening a story

Last night I got to hear possibly the best opening line to a person's real life story that I ever got to hear in person:

Her: So .... Stalin is marching towards us on the east and Hitler is coming towards us from the west.
Me: Wow! What a choice!
She looks me dead in the eye
Her: Indeed. What a choice indeed.

In case you were wondering, they chose Stalin.
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