girlie jones (girliejones) wrote,
girlie jones

All things Buswellian

Thanks to angriest - the following from

EMBATTLED WA Opposition Leader Troy Buswell says there is "absolutely no substance" to reports he once did something inappropriate to a quokka.

Mr Buswell, who has admitted to sniffing the chair of a former Liberal party colleague and snapping the bra of a Labor staffer, was questioned on the rumours today while attending a press conference at Parliament House.

Heh. Now see, as I was carefully explaining to a friend yesterday, your prior convictions cannot be used in a court of law when prosecuting you for a new crime. But this ain't a court of law here. This is the court of public opinion. And what do you think we think after you say ... well, yeah, ok, I snapped a lady MP's bra in the middle of a parliamentary session and well, yeah, I did sniff that other Chief of Staff's chair after she stood up and I did roll around on the floor in mock sexual ecstasy ... but I absolutely Did Not do anything inappropriate to that quokka.

*fits of laughter*

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