Also, I think my Nana has been spending too much time around the likes of me - apparently the other night my mum and uncle heard her muttering under her breath and they both heard her say "I'm fucked". Now, who cares what you say when you are 92? Personally, I plan to find all the new swear words the youth of 2065 are using and curse like a sailor. 'Course I already curse like a sailor so you may not be able to tell the difference - I'll just be hip.
This conversation in their retelling:
Uncle: I asked your mother if I heard what I thought I heard Mum: I am assuming she meant "I'm buggered" but that's not what she said Me: Well obviously she is spending too much time with me. Where else would she pick up this kind of language?
They both look at me with "where else indeed" expressions on their faces.